middle aged man
Today, I turn 35.<--- see, it's a link!
A joke for geeks
..that geeks won't find funny. On the back of my Panda Express receipt:
Man, Microsoft is everywhere. I hope the Kung-Pao Chicken is backward compatible!
Related to Pops Racer, I guess
There is a great PSA at the AMC Theatre. It's a "we card for R movies" ad that features the driver's license of a kid named "Bobby Teenager." That's pretty good, but what sells the PSA is Bobby's signature, which looks a lot like this:
Because all teenagers write like they are in third grade.
Hey! New stuff on the In Their Own Words page!
Britney Spears/Tom Waits/I Goof Around
My belief is that Tom Waits could sing any song and make it sound cool. I wish he'd really do this. Then it wouldn't suck.
From "Mechanix Illustrated", September 1959:
Now, I never met Sam, and I'm certainly no expert on monkeys, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and bet that Sam's thoughts when this picture was taken were more along the lines of "How can I bite the big freak that locked me into this machine?"
They were the greatest band of all time. They were destined to be the leaders in a musical revolution- until tragedy tore them apart. They were- The Happy Sparkle Funtime Band.
So in honor of the May 1st reboot thingie, I've completely redesigned all of my pages. The main text box is now twelve pixels wider! It's like a whole new world!