January 6, 2009
NEW New Thing: Podcast
Let's see if it lasts longer than the old new thing.
January 1, 2008
New Thing: Sentenced.
August 27, 2007
March 3, 2007
Work and Kirby
December 30, 2006
I just wrote up a Photoshop tutorial: How to fake sketches.
September 23, 2006
August 10, 2006
Just added- a new contender for the BEST COMIC EVER!
July 10, 2006
Hey, look! The pages look different for the first time in two years! And I went through the links and added new ones and took out old ones and stuff! And I posted here, too! WOW THE WORLD IS EXCITING TODAY!
May 16, 2006
PHP & Music
Switched everything from HTML to PHP. Links might get goofy. I did it so I could add the all-important "last ten songs my computer played" box at the bottom right of each page.
April 15, 2006
It's done! We are hitched! See pictures!
February 28, 2006
February 16, 2006
I've uploaded a couple of fine videos to google video:
January 21, 2006
What could make me actually post something here after six months of inactivity? What could make a bad comic magically funny? What is the single greatest discovery in the history of man???
June 19, 2005
There used to be a site called juggopop.com, and it had a nifty tutorial for creating shiny "bling bling text" With Photoshop. Yesterday I discovered it was gone, so I recreated the bling tutorial.
June 11, 2005
Face to Face
I played with someone else's site, and pretended like it was interesting enough to make two pages about it.
May 1, 2005
You can read a bunch of stuff I wrote for my creative writing class right here if you want.
March 13, 2005
Hey, tindeck is pretty nifty! Free mp3 hosting: Enjoy my bad impression of Tom Waits singing the Brady Bunch theme!
Join me at the Mike Zara Dance Party!
A New Song for all of my many, many, many, many, many fans.
A new "In Their Own Words" is up.
My new project: Rock Me Amadeus Comics!
I'd like to thank the Academy
January 21, 2004
January 11, 2004
Mister Pants is back.
January 4, 2004
I fixed up Whirl-an_URL. It's more pretty than ever!
January 1, 2004
New Project: My Bad Art Year.
Secret Children (AKA Corgan/Dunst II: The Johanssoning)
Is Christopher Walken secretly the father of Scarlett Johansson?
Bonus fun fact: I spent 20 minutes trying to get the sepia tone on the pictures to match before I realized it would have been easier to change the pictures to grayscale. And yet I'm still using the sepia tone images.
Gosh, I update frequently!
Oh, yeah- less than five months between updates! I'm like a web page machine!
Random Stuff from today
- The Metro Rail Staion by Universal Studios has something called "Kiss 'n' Ride." I didn't know it was legal to advertise that service.
- The tram at Universal has a sign that says REMAIN SEATED WHILE MOVING. I guess you're supposed to slide around on your butt.
- The video for Aaliyah's cover of Marvin Gaye's "Got to Give it Up" features the two of them dancing together. At first I thought "Why is she dancing with that dead guy?" Then I thought "Well, who else could she dance with?"
- Why are condoms in the "feminine products" section of the grocery store?
DSL at the old house:
DSL at the new house:
That's only about eight times as fast.
Hey, I added to the In Their Own Words page a few days back. I guess I should have mentioned it then. I'm sorry. It woon't happen again.
Next on "Biography"
From the "About the Cast" section of the program for El Camino Real High School's 1984 production of "Much Ado About Nothing": My biography. Unlike most people, I hoped to be a success!
What's your favorite poem about women's hair written by a 13 year old boy from Peru? This is mine.
In the air and everywhere
The Bugaloos! Also, a Cheese Whiz copycat recipe for everyone who wants the great taste of cheese from a spray can without having to pay for it. Special note for elementary school kids: the recipe requires that you cut the cheese.
Fipilele & dogs
New stuff at the botton of the Dueling Antons page. Yee! Haw!
Words, words, words!
New "In Their Own Words" today! It's like magic ...but better!
Today is my 36th birthday. It's the last birthday I will have that is the product of the squares of two prime numbers until 2047. I was going to make a "36" page like I did when I turned 35, but I decided it would be just a weak rehash of the idea.
Also, I got lazy.
Silver Bullets I Have
For no reason at all: The Lone Yoda.
Fancy Rats Return!