Out of all the places I've been
And all the things I've seen

Like the
In Timbuktu,
Or the
In Kalamazoo.

My favorite place to roam,
Is at my very home.

Cause when I return
I am quite surprised
To see many things
I don't even recognize.

Did you ever have a feeling
There's a
Hanging from your ceiling?

Or a big, fat
Lying on your floor?

I saw a
In my kitchen,

And a
In my den.

While a
Was in the study counting to ten!

I thought it quite cool
That out in my pool
Was a
Sitting on a stool!

And there on the side

Was a
Going down the slide!

Back in my house
I had a strange find,
When I walked in the door
And saw a
Eating a lemon rind!

Did you ever have a feeling
There's a
In your computer?

Or a
On your stereo?

Or a
Playing Nintendo?

I even found a
Jumping on my bed!
With lots of
Hanging from his head.

Next to my books
I found a
He was reading Dr. Seuss
While drinking a .

And under the chair
I saw a mean stare
From a four eyed
Who said "Do you dare?"

I gave it a big smile
And it gave me a

It seemed quite nice
So I gave it some .

It jumped on my desk
And started to

We became
And now my story ends!

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