July 1, 2001
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Vern's images are looking more and more like drawings of accident victims. In may, he drew a noseless wonder. Now he gives us this profile in courage of a woman with her left eye gouged out. Who is it? Sandy Duncan? A pirate? Garp's kid after the stickshift? |
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Nope. It's...
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...frighteningly perky "Today Show" host and "Dateline NBC" correspondent Katie Couric! |
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I haven't updated this page for a couple of months because Vern's portraits were actually starting to resemble their supposed subjects. This week he returns to form with his portrait of a young star who apparently decided to have his nose replace with a gaping hole almost exactly the size and shape of his mouth. Who is this victim of plastic surgery gone wrong? (Andy guessed Leonardo DiCaprio) |
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Why, it's clearly...
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...handsome huge-toothed actor Matt Damon! |
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