Movie Pass and Streaming Double Feature Adventures: Hard Truths and Hundreds of Beavers

I dare you to write fanfic where these movies cross over. I DARE YOU.

Hard Truths

Partial image from Hard Truths showing Pansy and her family.

After we saw this, my spouse said I should call this section “Mike Leigh needs a hug.”

Some of the audience seemed to think this movie was a comedy, but it didn’t feel like one to me. Pansy says some clever things, but every word is soaked with anger and pain. She gets no relief from her caustic behavior.

A strong movie, but holy cow it was painful to watch. You know what it needs? A silly poster.

A poster for Hard Truths like looks maybe a bit like she's at Nakatomi Plaza.

Hundreds of Beavers

Some beavers and Jean Kayak in Hundreds of Beavers.

HE TRIES TO CATCH BEAVERS BUT HE LOSES HIS CLOTHES AND GETS POOP ON HIS HEAD! AND THERE’S A GUY IN A HORSE SUIT!

I love this movie.

After Hard Truths I needed something silly and fun, and Hundreds of Beavers definitely qualifies. It didn’t trigger the crazy gut laughs like when I saw it the first time, but I re-watched by myself on my computer instead of in a crowded theater so that’s not surprising. I wish I could show it to my classes so they can see that great movies don’t require huge budgets, but it’s just a little too racy for me to risk playing it for middle schoolers.

This movie doesn’t need me to make a spoof poster for it- there are some great ones out there. Seriously, look at the official Instagram feed. But I have a mission and I’m sticking with it.

Every alternate poster I found online is better than this one.

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