This is my favorite bike

It's heavy and slow and wonderful.

My bike. A Surly Long Haul Trucker. The frame fades color from yellow to orange. The handlebars are wrapped with multicolor bar tape. the frame has a U-lock and a cable attached to it.

The bike is in a park on a clear day, leaning against a cement bench. A trash can and a sign are visible in the background. The bike is sitting on a dirt circle with very short yellow and green grass around it. There are trees and cars in the distance. The sky is clear blue. Power lines overhead recede into the distance.

Many years ago I was getting on the freeway near my apartment when I saw a bike hanging on a fence near the on-ramp. I thought “if that bike is still there when I’m coming home, I’m going to go check it out.” I was gone all day, so I knew it wouldn’t be there that night.

But it was.

I drove home, then walked back to the bike. It was originally olive green, but someone had half-sprayed parts of it blue.

Closeup of a cable guide on the frame of my yellow bike. The guide is silver, with blue paint partially scraped off.
A little legacy blue on the cable guide.

It was probably abandoned or stolen. There’s also a pretty deep dent in the top tube, so it might have simply been thrown away. I didn’t know anything about the model but it looked nice. I took it home to either figure out who it belonged to or, if it was the right size, repair it and keep it.

I tried finding the original owner. Lost and found, Craigslist, even contacting the manufacturer to see if they had a record of the purchase. No luck, but I did figure out that it’s an early 2000s Surly Long Haul Trucker.

Since I couldn’t find anyone it belonged to, I started fixing it. I am not a mechanic, so a lot of “me fixing it” fixing it was “me taking it to a bike shop,” but I did manage to paint it. It looks really cool if you don’t look too hard. After I painted it I found a helmet that matches. It’s supposedly a woman’s helmet, but the only difference seems to be a slightly larger gap in the back to let out a ponytail.

My bike. A Surly Long Haul Trucker. The frame fades color from yellow to orange. The handlebars are wrapped with multicolor bar tape. the frame has a U-lock and a cable attached to it. 

The bike is standing up in a cement gutter. A yellow, orange and black Specialized helmet rests on the handlebars.
Pretty good unplanned match!

Once I had it in running condition, I rode it. A lot. It’s exactly the right size. It’s designed to carry lots of stuff for long distances, so it’s incredibly comfortable. It has old-school bar-end shifters to stay out of the way of anything you might load on the thing.

A close-up of a bar-end shifter. The shifter is scraped and worn, and has a lumpy gray blob covering the shift handle.

The handlebar (wrapped with multicolor bar tab) and the front of a yellow bicycle are visible. Out of focus in the background are a park with an electrical tower, some trees, and some cars.
Bar end shifters with custom lumpy Sugru replacement grips.

In 2016 I rode my first century on my 50th birthday on it. It reminded me how much I love riding. I moved up in features (and price). My current road bike weighs about half what this one does and has lots of electronic doodads. This bike ended up neglected in a closet at work.

Today I took it out for a ride at lunch. I had forgotten how great it feels to ride. Smooth and easy. The new bike is fun and fast, but this really is a bike I could sit on all day. It’s like it was waiting for me to find it.

I apologize for neglecting you, bike. I promise to ride you more often.

The handlebar (wrapped with multicolor bar tab) and the front of a yellow bicycle are visible. Out of focus in the background are a park, some trees, and some cars.
This bike isn’t afraid of whimsical bar tape.
The top tube of a yellow bicycle, shot from above. The tube has two visible stickers: the bottom half of a drawing of Porky Pig, and a red stick with a white portrait of Joe Strummer superimposed with a partially visible quote from Henry Rollins - the edges wrap around and hdes the first and last last letters of each line.
The full quote is:
THIS IS NOT A TIME TO BE DISMAYED
THIS IS PUNK ROCK TIME
THIS IS WHAT
JOE STRUMMER
TRAINED YOU FOR
IT IS NOW TIME TO GO
YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON
THAT MEANS MORE NOW THAN EVER

What's actually visible is:
S NOT A TIME TO BE DISMA
S IS PUNK ROCK TIM
IS IS WHAT
E STRUMMER
INED YOU FOR
NOW TIME TO GO
RE A GOOD PERSON
EANS MORE NOW THAN EVER
Joe Strummer is a new addition.

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