Do you know the real reason the Smashing Pumpkins broke up? I do. Billy Corgan decided to undergo a series of painful surgical procedures and become acting sensation Kirsten Dunst!
I submit the following photos to prove my claim:
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Phase One: Billy removes as many of his identifying charecteristics as possible, including the removal of all body hair and pigmentation. A triangular wedge is inserted into his forehead as an anchor for his new face. |
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Phase Two: Anchoring of the new face is partially completed. Note the return of near-normal skin color. Also note that new face still carries same "grumpy-serious" expression.
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Phase Three: Face installation complete. Ready to kiss Tobey Maguire. |