Do you know the real reason the Smashing Pumpkins broke up? I do. Billy Corgan decided to undergo a series of painful surgical procedures and become acting sensation Kirsten Dunst!

I submit the following photos to prove my claim:

Billy Corgan

Phase One:

Billy removes as many of his identifying charecteristics as possible, including the removal of all body hair and pigmentation. A triangular wedge is inserted into his forehead as an anchor for his new face.

Billy Dunst

Phase Two:

Anchoring of the new face is partially completed. Note the return of near-normal skin color. Also note that new face still carries same "grumpy-serious" expression.


Kirsten Dunst

Phase Three:

Face installation complete. Ready to kiss Tobey Maguire.