July 3
Ads BEGONE!
This page has a neat trick to stop most ads from appearing on web pages. One text file, no software. Brilliant.
June 23
| Drug Dealer or Drunk? | |
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June 10,2000
| Estudios Universal |
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| From Universal Studios, right after "Magnum, P.I." was cancelled. |
June 2, 2000
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Johnny Handsome It was picture day at work. |
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April 19, 2000
Butcher
April 15, 2000
I Love Metababy
I don't know why Metababy is so fascinating- it's so mindlessly destructive and repetitive, yet strangely compelling. All I know is that without it, there would be no Eggboy. Go there. Make stuff, break stuff, change stuff. Be prepared to waste a lot of time doing very silly things to other people's "masterpieces".
April 13, 2000
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Poopypants! So, I got this e-mail the other day with a name-changer thing from one of Dav Pilkey's "Captain Underpants" books. I based a dumb JavaScript app on it. My new name is "Booger Lizardhiney," by the way... |
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January 25, 2000
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Hot Stuff Ladies, If you're looking to impress someone this Valentine's Day, look no further than today's flyer for Pic 'n' Save. Most folks have to go to one of those high-class stores like Frederick's of Hollywood for this level of sophistication and elegance, but not you! No one could resist a woman in this piece of finery- now at 40 percent off! |
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January 14, 2000
| Work is Fun |
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| Me at work. I'm the one with his hands behind his back who looks like he saying "No really, officer- this is some sort of mistake!" You know, there's nothing children enjoy more than watching someone get arrested. |
December 7, 1999
Steal
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| From the Guitar Center Christmas flyer. "The Perfect Bootlegging
Bundle!" The fine print also mentions the system is "perfect
for taking to clubs or anywhere else where you want to be inconspicuous."
That's right, Guitar Center's ad is bragging that they have cheap equipment to help you steal music! Do you think this will catch on with other stores? I'd love to see "Home Depot has pliers that are perfect for cutting sensor tags off clothing!" |
November 23, 1999
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Meat From the Jon's Market flyer in the mail today. |
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| Why does this meat need a festive parsley decoration?
Do the advertisers think we won't know you should eat it if it isn't
shown pre-seasoned? Is it supposed to be used as a centerpiece at
your next holiday shindig? Is someone sitting at home thinking "I
need meat- but it must be festooned with garnishes!"? (Actually, I just wanted to write "festooned.") |
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November 18, 1999
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I like eggs This farmer has an egg-vending machine. |
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July 1, 1999
More Rats, Star Wars
My pal Ty gave me the lowdown on "fancy rats"- they're just rats with
colored markings. Apparently, "standard rats" are all gray or all brown,
which I guess is the rat equivalent of walking around in your sweats all
day.
I realized something last night: Qui Gon is a bad man, an idiot, or both.
He doesn't heed the advice of his superiors, he steals blood, he lies
about "his" ship and pod racer, he risks the life of a little boy to suit
his needs, he brings the highly useless amphibian JarJar into the
middle of a desert... and he's the master & Obi-Wan is the
trainee? That's sort of like the manager at McDonald's starting
that Emiril guy from Food TV out on the fry machine.
June 30, 1999
Fancy Rat
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the Petco flyer that came in the mail
yesterday. What makes it a "fancy rat?" Does it dress up? Does it create
intricate, delicate patterns with its droppings? And if it is so damn
fancy, why does it only cost four bucks?