Elle Macpherson can't have my baby.

I know what you're saying: "Why not? She's beautiful, of child-bearing age, and she's probably crazy about you- as all women are and should be!" 

Well, all of that is of course true. But I have to accept the truth, and deny our chance for children... 

FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY!

I'll show you what I mean.  Using sophisticated computer modelling techniques- namely, a ten dollar morphing program- I was able to determine that Elle + Luke equals... well, It would be easier to show you... 

... Plus... 

... equals...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Remember kids- Supermodel plus Freak equals SuperFreak.