April 26
prom
Now online: Win the KROQ Punk Rock Prom! A surefire method to be the winning school.
April 24
Nose
Sign I saw at one of the stalls at Venice Beach today:
PEPPER
SPRAY
NOSE HAIR
CLIPPERS
That could be really bad.
April 19
TV loves me!
From yesterday's mail:
Ooooh- it's a long-distance phone call! I'd better pay attention, then!
April 15
name-calling
Some names the kids at work have called me:
- Mr. Luke
- Mr. Jesus
- Mr. Gartuso
- Mr. Gattusko
- Mr. Jarinki
April 14
know your enemy
A flyer from work.
"What was he wearing?" "A hat... or maybe a cap..." "Did he have any sort of physical injury or disability?" "Yes. His pants had a patch on the left knee." |
March 12
words & sound
I've updated the "In Their Own Words" page, and added a song to the sounds page. Go look and listen!
March 8
a lot of question
My favorite recent email:
If this is Mrs. or Miss Somers plz contact me at [address deleted] plz I'v got a lot of question. If this isn't the address of actor Chrissy please send me her address . Thank you
See, must have a direct actor Chrissy connection- after all, I have access to her private conversations...
March 3
Happy Bear
When I was in high school, my friend Mike was known for being as miserable as he could manage. One day, I turned to him and said I'd written a song to cheer him up. This is that song.
March 2
Jump
Today was "Jump Rope for Heart" day at work. For some it was combined with our new literacy program and Dr. Seuss Day. I was the DJ - that's right, spinnin' the wheels of steel- so I recorded a show intro.