It's the Professor Poopypants Name Changer!

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The evil Professor Poopypants is forcing everyone in the world to change their name! Enter your old name above to find out your new, Poopypants-required name.

Captain Underpants, Professor Poopypants, and the images of them on this page are the property of Dav Pilkey. Go buy his stuff- it's funny!

I am not Dav Pilkey. I have no connection with Dav Pilkey. If you want to contact him, your best bet is to send mail to one of his publishers. Scholastic Books gives this address:

Dav Pilkey
c/o Scholastic Inc.
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New York, NY 10012-3999

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