captain underpants - professor poopypants

It's the Professor Poopypants Name Changer!

First Name:
Last Name:

The evil Professor Poopypants is forcing everyone in the world to change their name! Enter your old name above to find out your new, Poopypants-required name.

Captain Underpants, Professor Poopypants, and the images of them on this page are the property of Dav Pilkey. Go buy his stuff- it's funny!

I am not Dav Pilkey. I have no connection with Dav Pilkey. If you want to contact him, your best bet is to send mail to one of his publishers. Scholastic Books gives this address:

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